Creamy

Just found this picture in an old notebook:

"F" You "Paul" McCartney

"Ticket please..."



Oh yeah. Sweet, considering I spent 15-20 Addyhours on it. Plus, Steppenwolf.

Keck

Keck.

I'll admit I found this on another blog but you probably don't read it and this is too funny to pass up.

"Bingoooo!"

Good Lord (British)!

Remember those drawings you used to do in fourth grade of your ultimate dream house? You know the one with the McDonald's for a kitchen, rooftop pool/helipad, fireman's pole going from your bedroom down to your secret underwater submarine base/bowling alley/movie theater, and a moat filled with alligators, sharks, and alligator/shark hybrids? Well, somebody actually built that house, and thought of one way better than your idiot 10-year-old brain ever did.
Recognize this guy?

Yes, you do. His name is Richard Garriott, AKA Lord British. He created the first MMORPG and is now so goddamned rich that he paid his way into space. As in the thing that is not Earth. In a similar manner he built that which is the most holy of nerddom, Britannia Manor. There is also some pretty serious virtual reality/actual reality crossover stuff going on here that I don't really understand. Just watch the damn video.

Fasting Fastilarians

Many Christians are currently fasting for Lent. Here are some other things that are fast.

fastest in the kingdom

other kingdom
one more kingdom

lets give this guy a round of applause, oh wait we don't have to! he's so fast.
wicked fast

fastest to third base
she can eat wings so fast!
"Mike O'Malley Show" cancelled approximately five minutes into the pilot episode. Nice and fast, Mike!

SMEARBALLS

i hope you're ok with this