NON-KOSHER SECTION

First, did the QR code actually work/do anything?

Second,


Third,


The one without color may actually look better. Probably because I am not very good at watercolor.

Purify Your Body

14x17", pen & ink, digitally colored

Which is your favorite?

>>>Sepia won, look for these posters soon from BOFSF

Whoa Nelly

I got the snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakes

Giraffes are Cool

Hey Vinnie

Madness (Flus)

I'm a snack man. I'm a snack stand man. Had a snack stand on the highway. Exit 41A. Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel opened up next to the snack stand. Had to pack up the snack stand and the snacks for the snack stand and move to Snackstandmanistan. Got a snack stand in Snackstandmanistan.

Apparently, these are fighting words.

graphic-equalizer:petapeta:reretlet:naha:curate:elvira:allcreatures:letuslive:tomisima:Pixdaus

These things look good and feel good too!

Whoosh!

Champagne flutes!

Can you think of anything more pleasing to hold than an axe? I can't!

I've never touched an oryx, but I imagine they're similar to horses. Velvet noses!

Tapered candles!

Tylenol 500. Neat colors, feels like vinyl, and a touch of shiny stuff that doesn't seem appropriate for ingestion

Simple, effective, elegant. Bilingual to boot!

Keck

Keck.

I'll admit I found this on another blog but you probably don't read it and this is too funny to pass up.

"Bingoooo!"

"YBU?"

So I've been sporadically posting links to download my mp3s but I think a lot of those links have expired... anyway head over to the myspace page to download the whole she-bang.

On another note [pun?] -- this year for Jewish Lent I've been busy cramming bird after bird into more bird's asses. Here's my game plan:

So by Easter this year or whatever the fuck day my whole family will be able to savor the juices of twelve succulent birds jammed into each other's butts.

Get in there, guinea fowl.

Fasting Fastilarians

Many Christians are currently fasting for Lent. Here are some other things that are fast.

fastest in the kingdom

other kingdom
one more kingdom

lets give this guy a round of applause, oh wait we don't have to! he's so fast.
wicked fast

fastest to third base
she can eat wings so fast!
"Mike O'Malley Show" cancelled approximately five minutes into the pilot episode. Nice and fast, Mike!

SOURCE Update 13

A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a booming voice, "DIG!"

He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he hears the voice again, "I SAID, DIG!"

So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after digging for some time he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.

The deep voice says, "OPEN!"

Okay, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a rock with which to break the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.

The booming voice says, "TO THE CASINO!"

Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.

The deep voice says, "ROULETTE!"

So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him in disbelief.

The deep voice says, "TWENTY-SEVEN!"

He takes the whole pile and drops it at the twenty-seven. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.

The ball spins, spins. . . stops at the twenty-six.

The voice booms, "SHIT!"

Just made this! It is what I am doing most of the time.

Happy Valentines Day. . . from SATAN!


Chicks in cars. Being doing since 1950.

Turkey has no idea how fucked he is.

Not sure.

Not so nice one with breeding of the dog til it is permanently sad.

"Got me a rabs."

Not so nice one with the benches? What the fuck architect?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, "it's better than yours." Damn right it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.

Ha! Fuck you racist guy!

Not what money is for.

Take two and don't call me tomorrow.

She has obviously read A History of Boners.

Are you reading a blog right now because of North-American zoning regulations? Maybe.

This blog used to be called Milk Star

"Where are my shoesies?" is probably the toughest question I have faced so far today. As well as "What were the consequences of the Cold War-embroiled U.S. waging a limited war in Korea?" Well, one was that we don't live in nuclear holocaust I guess. I'm still working this out. I also had to decide to post this picture:


This blog used to be called Milk Star and it was all black.

But I got sick of that name and since Jess started blogging better than me I felt the blog needed a re-vamping. So now we are "SPF 10,000" which is the kind of sun protection factor you would need to survive a nuclear holocaust. Not to mention fallout and radiation-zombies. I don't want to think about it, but I do all the time, and the point of this blog is to allow my anxiety about the Apocalypse and zombies to bubble up from my subconcious using Jess' interpretation of my "blogstyle" in a newly interpreted way. Also I'm going to post some music probably. It's possible I will get bored of this soon and change it back to Milk Star or some other weird thing.

Also had to just figure out exactly how much milk I wanted to drink. Five milk stars for Adam.

SOURCE Update 10

How fast did we drive? So fast that when we left we had two rabbits and when we got there we still had two.

What the fuck lube ad?

Sick skate site, brahh.

Aladdin Sane (1973) Bowie, you slick devil, you.

Mm, rats.

Poors.

I'm into photos where people are jumping on furniture. The sword is good too. Look he has a mask!

The New York Dolls banged so many lying-down chicks.

Mick Jagger and Divine totally stealing his thunder.


Nice one with the arts.


Not so nice one with the tanks, Russia!

"This is where I eat gazelles and shit." Probably another lube ad.

Still from a video where this British artist walks around in a bear suit. Aht. (art)

Why is it so uncommon to smile when passing a stranger on the street?