New Comics

Working on some new comics. Harkins and I will maybe use them for this thing. . .

written by John, drawn by me

written by Ben, drawn by me

hominahominahomina

Sometimes you need to link images

Pop Star from Down UNDER Under?

meh?


MEHH??

Conclusion: Kylie Minogue is Satan.

Just Found This In My LOCAL Record Store

Picked it up for $25, but I looked it up when I got home and it's really worth $40 even though the second record is nicked (it's a double-lp). This is so rare I almost puked.

Shaquille O'Neal started playing basketball before the basketball culture in basketball had entered the mainstream. His basketball skills developed completely independently of that culture and with totally different intentions. He loved basketball, though, and preferred to perform with basketballs rather than the no-wave and musique concrete types with whom he was usually billed. In the same way that Patrick Ewing "prepared" basketballs by shoving them full of nails and sandpaper, O'Neal "prepared" basketballs by cut and pasting shards of different basketballs together. He was a virtuoso at a type of basketball which he completely invented. The compilation "Shaqsketball," is a must-have.

Purify Your Body

14x17", pen & ink, digitally colored

Which is your favorite?

>>>Sepia won, look for these posters soon from BOFSF

25 Gourmets of the New Wave

Do you knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

...what?

One of Us Has To Go Home and Change

Roky Erickson of the 13th Floor Elevators

Peter Frampton

Pete Townshend of The Who

Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones

John Lennon

Iggy Pop

Lux Interior of the Cramps

Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music

Creamy

Just found this picture in an old notebook:

Groovy In The Next World

Dee-Load It

Words:

church bells are ringing choir girls are singing
in front of the drugstore big clock is ticking
cuckoo bird says save it for the next world

put my ear to the ground its vibrating
its a horses or a trains a coming
theyre coming to deliver me into the next world
whoa!

groovy in the next world
groovy in the next world

so i daytrip down to the station
yeah train whistle song is a singing
boogie woogie onto the track and into the next world

rocking and a rolling the phantom come patrolling
strolling pastorally over the river bowling
ill sow my wild oats in the next world
whoa!

groovy in the next world
groovy in the next world

when my bodys dead and my mind is free
of times draconian marshalling
once again i hear the sound calling me
its calling me

and the very first sound was a rock and roll
the very first sound was a rock and roll
the very first sound was a rock and roll
the very first sound was a rock and roll
the very first sound was a rock and roll
the very first sound was a rock and roll
the very first sound was a rock and roll
the very first sound was a rock and roll

BOFSF Shirts

Think they're gonna use the monster guy.

CDs for Sale

CDs are made up. They consist of a printed CD in a paper sleeve printed with the album artwork. If you want one, e-mail me. They are five dollars. The music is free but the art is not.

New Album

I just recorded a new album in about three weeks. It's ten songs and a half hour long. Hope you enjoy it.


>>> Death & Marriage

You can't download it anymore. But you can buy one after I print them up.

[Changed the name to "Black Tie." Less scary.]

Astral Cheese

Dream sequence (12pm-2pm):

wake up in bed, startled
"there might not be any more pizza"
pizza box sitting on edge of bed
open it to find one slice of pizza left
as my teeth sink into the first bite...

wake up in bed, startled
"there might not be any more pizza"
tear apart bedroom looking for pizza box
failure, sit on bed
realize, there was a pizza box here all along
open it to find one slice of pizza left
as my teeth sink into the first bite...

wake up in bed, startled
"there might not be any more pizza"
tear apart bedroom looking for pizza box
failure, sit on bed
lay my head back onto the pillow
as it sinks into the pillow
my head passes through the pillow
my head and the pillow acting like the jaws of a pizza box
opening in mechanism
there is one slice of pizza left
as my teeth sink into the first bite
i wake up

I don't have any pizza. Matt Mayhem, the song "Pizza Party" that you played yesterday really messed my head up, maybe.

"F" You "Paul" McCartney

"Ticket please..."



Oh yeah. Sweet, considering I spent 15-20 Addyhours on it. Plus, Steppenwolf.

YOU LIKE A DE RUBY?

Something is happening next friday.

I'll be the guy doin' this:

Pgh Zen - mp3

Yinz are war pigs

Recorded another one. It's about bein down in the dumps, you know, like really in the Pitts. Let me assure you, it is a disaster.

Words:

where has the time gone?
it felt just like yesterday i was a kid
when i had no baggage to claim
cant keep my mind on
what it was that i should have did
when we were that rocky age

just what it was
i cant remember
was it spring or summer?

its down a one way street
i chased the memories but now theyre gone
away from me
this time of night
the buses dont run but across the bridge
through the tunnel is where i wanna be

the steel is gone
but the dream
lingers on

now im older but through the years
i still remember the old gang
i dream theyre still waiting for me
and do you remember what we used to say?
well that's zen n'at
that's zen n'at

but the magic
of friday night is so intoxicating
when youre seventeen
i dont know
if it seemed real to you but lord
it felt real to me

and days like these
just the coda
to the teenage dream

now im older but through the years
i still remember the old gang
i dream theyre still waiting for me
and do you remember what we used to say?
well that's zen n'at
that's zen n'at
now im older but through the years
i still remember the old gang
i dream theyre still waiting for me
and do you remember what we used to say?
well that's zen n'at
that's zen n'at
yeah that's zen n'at
that's zen n'at

this one is sort of like the Boss, if you hit him in the head with a shovel

Boy That Was The Worst Way To Go Down - mp3

Just recorded this bad boy. This is a picture of the Funny Boys, who will be playing a show/town near you real soon.

Boy That Was The Worst Way To Go Down:

shes a funny girl
she sends her love
wrapped up in a glove
post around the world
youre in the tavern howling for one more round
boy that was the worst way to go down
so youre at the bar
and someone buys
kept your eyes on the prize
got hit by a car
you look up and theres nobody around
boy that was the worst way to go down
like a ray of sound
kept her in your mind
but in your eyes
she was upside down
led her to water but you could not make her drown
boy that was the worst way to go down
now shes in the aisle in her marital gown
and boy that was the worst way to go down

always a bride
never a bridegroom
youre in the bathroom
when the horsemen ride
and lightning falls from gods hand to the ground
boy that was the worst way to go down
your love for her
or what you could achieve
just a soapy dream
now its down the tubes
youre in the meadow with a rodeo clown
boy that was the worst way to go down
he said look at my toe
what do you think of that smell
say hey thats swell
but i sure got to go
pressing business on the other side of town
boy that was the worst way to go down
sometimes a reason aint never to be found
boy that was the worst way to go down

I was trying to write a song like Zimmy... ?

"YBU?"

So I've been sporadically posting links to download my mp3s but I think a lot of those links have expired... anyway head over to the myspace page to download the whole she-bang.

On another note [pun?] -- this year for Jewish Lent I've been busy cramming bird after bird into more bird's asses. Here's my game plan:

So by Easter this year or whatever the fuck day my whole family will be able to savor the juices of twelve succulent birds jammed into each other's butts.

Get in there, guinea fowl.

War on Drugs & Signed in Blood - mp3s

These are demos.


I think you can guess which is which.

Lyrics:

the vandals came from up above
broke the windows of all the shops
screwdrove the museum lock
ripped every portrait along the hall

we want to wage the war on drugs
we take them into our bodies and lie on the rug
and something happens or not
sometimes something happens or it does not

god is great and heaven is big
but i got fifty watts yeah i got fifty watts
i got fifty watts

doctor hum is coming round
boys in blue are coming down
lights are set on strobe
should i stay or should i go

don't know those girls don't drink that beer
no i dont party there no i dont party there
i dont party there no

god is great and heaven is big
but i got fifty watts yeah i got fifty watts
hit and run the house yeah i got fifty watts
i got fifty watts yeah i got fifty watts
i got fifty watts yeah i got fifty watts

And:

he wants a contract signed in blood
he wants a contract signed in blood
he wants a contract signed in blood
he wants a contract signed in blood

he wants to scream at you between the legs
he wants to tongue the salt from your neck
he wants to bind your hands with rope
he wants a contract signed in blood
signed in blood

he wants a contract signed in blood
he wants a contract signed in blood
he wants a contract signed in blood
he wants a contract signed in blood

he wants the letters from your ex lovers
he wants to tattoo your face with signs
he wants to sleep inside your chest
he wants a contract signed in blood

he wants to tie you to the bed
he wants to return to the womb
he wants to make you untouchable
he wants a contract signed in blood
signed in blood

he wants a contract signed in blood
he wants a contract signed in blood
he wants a contract signed in blood
he wants a contract signed in blood

you forget dates and dreams
you forget the order of things
you forget what his name means
he wants a contract signed in blood

he wants to eat your chocolate pie
he wants to crash the party on high
he wants to bruise your perfect thighs
he wants a contract signed in blood
signed in blood

Strike Out - mp3

Die out.

Lyrics:

to think that i could live in a fantasy, just my gray eyes
i got no desire, got no drive, but im horny all the time
by now you should know youre not my confidante

strike out, die out
strike out, die out
strike out, die out
we strike out on our own

no need to kill the pain, im happy with my busted brain
and ill be taking the piss if to you its all the same
give my regards to your heart of hearts

strike out, die out
strike out, die out
strike out, die out
we strike out on our own

sometimes i wonder if im alive
yeah i wonder if i really am alive

strike out, die out
strike out, die out
strike out, die out
we strike out on our own
we strike out on our own
we strike out on our own
so here goes