Showing posts with label being a jerk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label being a jerk. Show all posts

5.28.2009

Collegiate Gothic R(ev)ivals


Held in the utmost contempt by the University of Pittsburgh's Cathedral of Spurning, students on the campus of Carnegie Mellon University are clearly crushed by the tower's smoldering disdain.

Constructed in 1926, the historic building has continuously despised all who attend CMU and to a lesser degree the student bodies of Catham and Carlow colleges, whom it compares to, "simple street urchins, blissfully ignorant of substandard architectonics."

The cathedral is also known to become nauseated by Point Park University as well as feel superior in every way to Duquesne's "Old Main" Administration Building.

3.24.2009

Ganesh is an Asshole Vol. 1

I'm going to start uploading the comics from my last silkscreen project, which wasn't really silkscreen-type-material-that-should-be-silkscreened, it was a bunch of three panel comics starring Ganesh, a churlish Hindu diety. So I'm taking the four that are already inked and redoing them in full color and who knows, maybe I'll make some more.......................?? ......?

Boy That Was The Worst Way To Go Down - mp3


Just recorded this bad boy. This is a picture of the Funny Boys, who will be playing a show/town near you real soon.

Boy That Was The Worst Way To Go Down:

shes a funny girl
she sends her love
wrapped up in a glove
post around the world
youre in the tavern howling for one more round
boy that was the worst way to go down
so youre at the bar
and someone buys
kept your eyes on the prize
got hit by a car
you look up and theres nobody around
boy that was the worst way to go down
like a ray of sound
kept her in your mind
but in your eyes
she was upside down
led her to water but you could not make her drown
boy that was the worst way to go down
now shes in the aisle in her marital gown
and boy that was the worst way to go down

always a bride
never a bridegroom
youre in the bathroom
when the horsemen ride
and lightning falls from gods hand to the ground
boy that was the worst way to go down
your love for her
or what you could achieve
just a soapy dream
now its down the tubes
youre in the meadow with a rodeo clown
boy that was the worst way to go down
he said look at my toe
what do you think of that smell
say hey thats swell
but i sure got to go
pressing business on the other side of town
boy that was the worst way to go down
sometimes a reason aint never to be found
boy that was the worst way to go down

I was trying to write a song like Zimmy... ?
 
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