NO RESPITE

From chicks in cars...

GUNS

COUNTS

Maybe an american apparel ad...?

Funny. This one is famous!

COUNTS ITS GOT WHEELS

art & fazhion

SOURCE Update 13

A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a booming voice, "DIG!"

He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he hears the voice again, "I SAID, DIG!"

So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after digging for some time he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.

The deep voice says, "OPEN!"

Okay, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a rock with which to break the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.

The booming voice says, "TO THE CASINO!"

Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.

The deep voice says, "ROULETTE!"

So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him in disbelief.

The deep voice says, "TWENTY-SEVEN!"

He takes the whole pile and drops it at the twenty-seven. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.

The ball spins, spins. . . stops at the twenty-six.

The voice booms, "SHIT!"

Just made this! It is what I am doing most of the time.

Happy Valentines Day. . . from SATAN!


Chicks in cars. Being doing since 1950.

Turkey has no idea how fucked he is.

Not sure.

Not so nice one with breeding of the dog til it is permanently sad.

"Got me a rabs."

Not so nice one with the benches? What the fuck architect?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, "it's better than yours." Damn right it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.

Ha! Fuck you racist guy!

Not what money is for.

Take two and don't call me tomorrow.

She has obviously read A History of Boners.

Are you reading a blog right now because of North-American zoning regulations? Maybe.

SOURCE Update 8

Signs on the freeway are funny. The have a sign that says, "Orange Cones Mean Men At Work." What else could orange cones mean? Psychedelic witches embedded in asphault?

Goat-mask.

Hey lady. I'm thinking maybe I have a thing for women in cars.


Intense guy looks.

Reminds me of a joke about a dog that "doesn't look so good" because he is blind. Hijink ensues.

Shitty road.

Yoo thar!

Someone funny owns a dog.

Jean-Michel Basquicat

Whoa lady. Are you OK? You have some dudes in your clavicle.


A man's man.

Bambi + junk.

Arnold, nice one with the muscles. Those old ladies are eating you up.


This is a painting.

SOURCE Update 7

A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here." Lots of silly ideas in this one.

What's-her-face... with an owl-guy?

What!? Is this how you fish for sharks now? What happened to chum?


Not very silly. Kind of silly maybe. More like "I'm a serious artist now so mom shut the fuck up I'm not coming upstairs for dinner because I'm working on this really serious thing"-y.

Now this is American humor. Nice one with the breads and the faces in the breads!

Hey lady. This one is not silly.

I wish my friends were this hilarious.

Nice one with the Seinfelds and the ヌンチャク!

Nice one with the bats and business mans.

Computers used to be the most retarded things. Now I am on one right now.

Silly movie still.


Nice one with the invasions of Europes. Very un-silly.

Trepanning. I'm not sure if they still do it sometimes, probably right? It seems awesome, except both of these guys are like "bluh."

Seriously? I would not sit in this, even if I liked to sit in silly chairs.