Keck

Keck.

I'll admit I found this on another blog but you probably don't read it and this is too funny to pass up.

"Bingoooo!"

"YBU?"

So I've been sporadically posting links to download my mp3s but I think a lot of those links have expired... anyway head over to the myspace page to download the whole she-bang.

On another note [pun?] -- this year for Jewish Lent I've been busy cramming bird after bird into more bird's asses. Here's my game plan:

So by Easter this year or whatever the fuck day my whole family will be able to savor the juices of twelve succulent birds jammed into each other's butts.

Get in there, guinea fowl.

SOURCE Update 7

A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here." Lots of silly ideas in this one.

What's-her-face... with an owl-guy?

What!? Is this how you fish for sharks now? What happened to chum?


Not very silly. Kind of silly maybe. More like "I'm a serious artist now so mom shut the fuck up I'm not coming upstairs for dinner because I'm working on this really serious thing"-y.

Now this is American humor. Nice one with the breads and the faces in the breads!

Hey lady. This one is not silly.

I wish my friends were this hilarious.

Nice one with the Seinfelds and the ヌンチャク!

Nice one with the bats and business mans.

Computers used to be the most retarded things. Now I am on one right now.

Silly movie still.


Nice one with the invasions of Europes. Very un-silly.

Trepanning. I'm not sure if they still do it sometimes, probably right? It seems awesome, except both of these guys are like "bluh."

Seriously? I would not sit in this, even if I liked to sit in silly chairs.

Reversible Destiny Architecture

These are some Japanese dudes that think somehow they're going to live forever by building aparments with bumpy floors. Actually read their spiel and it's about like, when your floor is bumpy you're like not lulled into a sense of security/sleepiness...? It's like, when your floor is bumpy you're using all your faculties to not trip over...? Um, it's actually kind of hard to explain. Probably because it's a very silly idea.

Pretty neat park-thing they built.


Concept U-Haul.

Bump.



Yeah, I live in that apartment complex down the road. You know, the one where huge babies live?



Reversible Destiny they call it.