Did you know...?

That the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama, was also a homeless Chinese man in the 1930's? Not much is known about this period in President Obama's life, except what is captured here in Tang Yingwei's 1936 woodcut:

Examining the image further, we can identify the President's clearly recognizable philtrum, as well as his unkempt state of chin hair affairs.

Also note the bags under President Obama's eyes and strained facial lines, most likely due the long hours spent toiling in the rice fields under the hot Chinese double-sun.

The weariness in the President's expression suggests a lack of proper amounts of sleep due to being homeless, as well as the constant threat of SARS/dragon attack. Also, what the hell is that guy doing back there? Is he dancing? It looks like he's dancing.

And there you have it. We will be researching this further as more sources become available, and hopefully we'll be able to shed some more light on President Obama's mysterious past.

SOURCE Update 12

What's the worst thing about massacring ten thousand Chinese students?

An hour later, you feel like massacring ten thousand more.
Oof, that one's got punch.

Chinese coal worker.


Haha! Fuck you guy!

This looks like what my breakfast sometimes looks like.


Laser-etched truck. This guy also made a machine that makes poop. I am not kidding. It's weird because as soon as people see that the poop comes out of a machine they want to touch / buy it. What the fuck people?

Nice one with the masks!



Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Ah.

Kiddin! Actually a whistle.

On the set of Metropolis (1927) seems annoying.

Nice one with the inexplicable!

Wish my family was this hilarious.

Living in Japan seems hard on the eyeballs.

SOURCE Update 11

A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and carries it back into the car. She say, "Look, it's shivering... it must be cold. What should I do?"

He says, "Put it between your legs."

She says, "What about the smell?"

He says, "Hold its nose."

Hey there, sexy.


Nice one with the shadows and mirrors.

Ooh, nice one with the tree forts.

Iggy Pop is not a human man.

Keith! Cut it out with the pirate shit!

Yes. You have shown them all.

Aerial of Burning Man in 2007. God I want to go. Nice one with the Mondo Spiders!

This is scary and maybe not real.

Okay yeah checked the facts and it is real but it's also in Georgia, the country. So really who gives a shit.

We're Only In It For The Money (1968) And dresses, apparently. Nice one Frank.

Penguins.

Made by British artist. No, it's not real.


Not so nice one with the being crazy-looking! I hope we're not supposed to be able to look past this to find a golden personality.

They are mean to dogs in China.