SOURCE Update 6

My father taught me about the birds and the bees. He didn't know anything about girls. Actually he told me to always take a dump before a big date. Good advice.

Whoa lady.

I want this real bad.

In Japan most people are crazy!



Whoa guy. I'm not sure what you're going for here. Are you a steampunk bird-dude? Because that's totally normal. Maybe you are an artist? Get a job.

ART

Not real, thank god.


Whoa fish. Chill. Here is some fish food or whatever.

Not sure...

Don't think this is real.

This is a still from the Cremaster series by Matthew Barney. Boy, he/they is/are weird.

"A thousand pardons, Sahib. May I first say that I am in the business of exotic animal import and export and I am greatly impressed by your pet ape. It is a child? Well in any event I am prepared to make you an offer of one million Arabian pesos, stored here in this coin."

He's wearing a bra! This does not seem pleasurable however sexy his facial expression is intended to look. Good composition though.

SOURCE Update 4

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

That is Dali hanging out in there.

Copy-cat!

"Tengo un arma. Déme todo su dinero y nadie consigue daño, señor."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Peter used to be fat.

Not so nice one with the making it look like somebody sneezed their cancer on your leg.

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!!! (You can tell it's in Japan by the cartoon-bedecked plane.)


"Inadagadadavuhhh bay-beeeee..." is how this guy sounds when he sings.



Wrap your mind around steampunk deers.

Chiller.