I Was A Painter - mp3

A messy job.

Lyrics:

i was a painter i painted myself into a corner
i had to jump out through the window
and as i'm running down the street
my box of paints flies after me
and i thought this ain't the life for me

i was a sailor hit a floe turning the schooner
we were taken into a whirlpool
and as we met the icy deep
the salty water touched my teeth
and i thought this ain't the life for me

and i would never pay the rent
and i would take that golden shit
and i would wipe my ass with silk
if i was rich

went on adventure i met every kind of failure
i found myself waistdeep in quicksand
and as there were no vines to save me
i sank into the ochre evening
and i thought this ain't the life for me

get up and put your sneakers on
left behind if you take too long
get ready for the night thats coming on
get ready for the night

10 Offensive Photographs (What the fuck is wrong with everybody?)

Who would do this to a turtle? Seems cruel somehow...

What the fuck Darth? "NO-OOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Idiots.

Fuck you Madonna. You are neither Jewish or not old.

What the fuck tiger? Those are not your cubs. Get a grip.

I made this in PhotoShop. WTF me? I think it's funny.

What the fuck parents? Look how sad she is!

What the fuck 1950s?

What the fuck dog? Get the fuck out of there!

What the fuck furries? Also WHAT THE FUCK DUDE YOU ARE RUINING THE EFFECT BY TAKING YOUR MASK OFF! We can see that you are a dude and not a fox or whatever!

Found Slides

Walking home from work a couple weeks ago I found these slides scattered in an alley so I scanned them. Some of them seem pretty old. I don't know where they came from.

The writing on the poster is in Russian.


















This one said "Statue of Liberty" on it.


There was also a slide of the U.N. Building in New York but it was the wrong format to scan. It's funny I found these since I work in visual resources where we have a slide library and a slide scanner. Weird.

SOURCE Update 4

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

That is Dali hanging out in there.

Copy-cat!

"Tengo un arma. Déme todo su dinero y nadie consigue daño, señor."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Peter used to be fat.

Not so nice one with the making it look like somebody sneezed their cancer on your leg.

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!!! (You can tell it's in Japan by the cartoon-bedecked plane.)


"Inadagadadavuhhh bay-beeeee..." is how this guy sounds when he sings.



Wrap your mind around steampunk deers.

Chiller.

Subservient Chicken

Type in something and the chicken will comply.

SOURCE Update 3

What should you do when a musician comes to your door?

Pay him and take your pizza.
This one's just bands.

I forget.

The Arcade Fire

The Mac

The Sugarcubes (Bjork's band before she was Bjork. Well I think she was still Bjork then just not the Bjork we now know / are creeped out by.)

I forget.

The Velvet Undergound with Nico.

TV on the Radio. How long do think they stood there waiting for planes? I hate them. Except Kyp. He is the one that looks like a teddy bear on the left. He is OK in my book.

The Breeders in some kind of really creative and mysterious photo shoot.

The Ramones - shittiest band ever. Kidding! I love you best of all Marky because you are still alive.

Liz Phair... went to my school!

My friend ding dong ditched Nick Cave's house in Bath, England, where he may or may not live.

The Pixies.

Deerhunter. Wierd movie and weird band that I like. Not sure about the spelling of wei/ierd.

They Might Be Giants looking weird.

The Replacements, probably drunk.

Ariel Pink. I have nothing to say about this.

Boris!

The Kinks.

Kitchens of Distinction. Don't fret if you haven't heard of them: Nobody has, and also they are not very good.