SPF 10,000: 2008

12.30.2008

SOURCE Update 11

A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and carries it back into the car. She say, "Look, it's shivering... it must be cold. What should I do?"

He says, "Put it between your legs."

She says, "What about the smell?"

He says, "Hold its nose."

Hey there, sexy.

Nice one with the shadows and mirrors.

Ooh, nice one with the tree forts.

Iggy Pop is not a human man.

Keith! Cut it out with the pirate shit!

Yes. You have shown them all.

Aerial of Burning Man in 2007. God I want to go. Nice one with the Mondo Spiders!

This is scary and maybe not real.

Okay yeah checked the facts and it is real but it's also in Georgia, the country. So really who gives a shit.

We're Only In It For The Money (1968) And dresses, apparently. Nice one Frank.

Penguins.

Made by British artist. No, it's not real.

Not so nice one with the being crazy-looking! I hope we're not supposed to be able to look past this to find a golden personality.

They are mean to dogs in China.

12.25.2008

Strike Out - mp3

Die out.

Lyrics:

to think that i could live in a fantasy, just my gray eyes
i got no desire, got no drive, but im horny all the time
by now you should know youre not my confidante

strike out, die out
strike out, die out
strike out, die out
we strike out on our own

no need to kill the pain, im happy with my busted brain
and ill be taking the piss if to you its all the same
give my regards to your heart of hearts

strike out, die out
strike out, die out
strike out, die out
we strike out on our own

sometimes i wonder if im alive
yeah i wonder if i really am alive

strike out, die out
strike out, die out
strike out, die out
we strike out on our own
we strike out on our own
we strike out on our own
so here goes

SOURCE Update 10

How fast did we drive? So fast that when we left we had two rabbits and when we got there we still had two.

What the fuck lube ad?

Sick skate site, brahh.

Aladdin Sane (1973) Bowie, you slick devil, you.

Mm, rats.

Poors.

I'm into photos where people are jumping on furniture. The sword is good too. Look he has a mask!

The New York Dolls banged so many lying-down chicks.

Mick Jagger and Divine totally stealing his thunder.

Nice one with the arts.

Not so nice one with the tanks, Russia!

"This is where I eat gazelles and shit." Probably another lube ad.

Still from a video where this British artist walks around in a bear suit. Aht. (art)

Why is it so uncommon to smile when passing a stranger on the street?

12.19.2008

10 Classical Paintings

Sorry I can never do these the normal way...

Nice one making Japanese people look like idiots.

This is a Sonic Youth album cover.

What the fuck Magritte.

Nice one with the PhotoShops.

Salvador Dali is a sharp guy. Also dead.

Look for tiny splash in waters. That one is Icarus! Idiot flew way too high.

Bow Wow Wow photo op. Was going to be an album cover but then people were like "What the fuck Malcom McLaren? That girl is fourteen." I think it's on a single or something.