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LOUISVILLE, KY - A 340-lb. obese man named Grover Cleveland wedged himself into his bathtub this weekend in an attempt to, "do some Guiness Book type shit." He failed to notice, apparently, that it was not Grover Cleveland, 22nd and 24th president of the United States, but William However Taft who humorously became stuck in the presidential bathtub in 1909. Commander in heif, anyone?