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LOUISVILLE, KY - A 340-lb. obese man named Grover Cleveland wedged himself into his bathtub this weekend in an attempt to, "do some Guiness Book type shit." He failed to notice, apparently, that it was not Grover Cleveland, 22nd and 24th president of the United States, but William However Taft who humorously became stuck in the presidential bathtub in 1909. Commander in heif, anyone?

Eschew Obfuscation

Espouse Elucidation

the blog is still the milk star
in my heart
and in my search bar

Well?

Pop Star from Down UNDER Under?

meh?


MEHH??

Conclusion: Kylie Minogue is Satan.

(DIFFERENT) JAKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN... THIS THING?

Seriously though.

Only one comment for this: WHY IS DARTH VADER IN A REGULAR TIE FIGHTER HE WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE FLYING A TIE ADVANCED. Also he wouldn't be able to brandish his lightsaber while piloting said vehicle, as the hull of the craft would melt and he would be sucked into the vacuum of space.

Ha bat dem apples.

HA BAT DEM APPLES

Also, pretty obsessed with this.