8.24.2009
8.10.2009
Love Systems Super-Conference!!!
Can't wait for this years SUPER LOVE / DATING CONFIDENCE / CONFERENCE, only a month to go!! Oh my god they're unveiling the new TRIAD MODEL of love and friendship!! I don't know what's better, the fact that this is the cheapest dating seminar I've ever enrolled in, (only $947!!!!!) or how they make dating like a SCIENCE for my SCIENCE-ONLY BRAIN!
Tenderness equations! Romance loops and routines! Mathematical models of sexual congress! If only they could teach us how to code a PHP/DSX/HTML/APTTTPP program to automatically produce intimacy, trust, and tits. It's about time men worked out a sure-fire method of how to approach / talk to the other SPECIES like adults/friends/lovers. For years women have been tricking me into buying them expensive cars and babies using their feminine "whales," and what am I left with, except my two best buds MATH & SCIENCE. Maybe George Sodini should have dropped a grand on this instead of a couple hand cannons and a can of Crazyade!
Women are scary vampires.
On a different note, just saw a Burger King commercial advertising their new Mini Whopper, in itself an oxymoron. "This one's a real whopper! But small." The ad ends with the catchphrase, "Big Flame-Fresh Taste!"
No
part
of
which
I
can
even
begin
to
understand.
How would that taste? Like licking a fire? A big tongue? A fresh grill? What the fuck? Why is everything so shitty?
I want to yell.
Tenderness equations! Romance loops and routines! Mathematical models of sexual congress! If only they could teach us how to code a PHP/DSX/HTML/APTTTPP program to automatically produce intimacy, trust, and tits. It's about time men worked out a sure-fire method of how to approach / talk to the other SPECIES like adults/friends/lovers. For years women have been tricking me into buying them expensive cars and babies using their feminine "whales," and what am I left with, except my two best buds MATH & SCIENCE. Maybe George Sodini should have dropped a grand on this instead of a couple hand cannons and a can of Crazyade!
Women are scary vampires.
On a different note, just saw a Burger King commercial advertising their new Mini Whopper, in itself an oxymoron. "This one's a real whopper! But small." The ad ends with the catchphrase, "Big Flame-Fresh Taste!"
No
part
of
which
I
can
even
begin
to
understand.
How would that taste? Like licking a fire? A big tongue? A fresh grill? What the fuck? Why is everything so shitty?
I want to yell.
7.28.2009
I Hate Pepsis
More like ***DYS-PEPSI-A***
Forget where this is from.
Like 'Hey! Get this guy some more ADHD over hea!' Coke rules forever. If you think otherwise my friend dude, you can eat my dust in your blow hole.
This got messed up. Fuck you ImageShack
Forget where this is from.
Like 'Hey! Get this guy some more ADHD over hea!' Coke rules forever. If you think otherwise my friend dude, you can eat my dust in your blow hole.
This got messed up. Fuck you ImageShack
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