YOU LIKE A DE RUBY?

Something is happening next friday.

I'll be the guy doin' this:

BANANAHAT FOR LIFE

Grab your eye no problem.

Pgh Zen - mp3

Yinz are war pigs

Recorded another one. It's about bein down in the dumps, you know, like really in the Pitts. Let me assure you, it is a disaster.

Words:

where has the time gone?
it felt just like yesterday i was a kid
when i had no baggage to claim
cant keep my mind on
what it was that i should have did
when we were that rocky age

just what it was
i cant remember
was it spring or summer?

its down a one way street
i chased the memories but now theyre gone
away from me
this time of night
the buses dont run but across the bridge
through the tunnel is where i wanna be

the steel is gone
but the dream
lingers on

now im older but through the years
i still remember the old gang
i dream theyre still waiting for me
and do you remember what we used to say?
well that's zen n'at
that's zen n'at

but the magic
of friday night is so intoxicating
when youre seventeen
i dont know
if it seemed real to you but lord
it felt real to me

and days like these
just the coda
to the teenage dream

now im older but through the years
i still remember the old gang
i dream theyre still waiting for me
and do you remember what we used to say?
well that's zen n'at
that's zen n'at
now im older but through the years
i still remember the old gang
i dream theyre still waiting for me
and do you remember what we used to say?
well that's zen n'at
that's zen n'at
yeah that's zen n'at
that's zen n'at

this one is sort of like the Boss, if you hit him in the head with a shovel

And you thought Furby was cool

PediSedate is a medical device consisting of a colorful, toy-like headset that connects to a game component such as the Nintendo Game Boy system or a portable CD player. Once the child places it on his or her head and swings the snorkel down from its resting place atop the head, PediSedate transparently monitors respiratory function and distributes nitrous oxide, an anesthetic gas. The child comfortably becomes sedated while playing with a Nintendo Game Boy system or listening to music.

Ya fuck it, why not?

Bells

bbRANG-G-G-G-G

"Liberteeeeeeeeeeee!"

bbbRANG-G-G-G-G-G

"A-Motherfuckin' Liberteeeeeee!"

bbbbRANG-G-G-G-G--CRRRACK!

Oh shit.